Does your Isaan Goat wear braces???

Now isnt this Pic just so cool...see the female goat has the fashionable braces that have spread across SE Asia like anti americanism!
The quest by so many westerners here in Bangkok to hang out with the girl who looks most like a hooker just amazes me...I mean ok straight Thai birds are a nightmare too but why would you wanna marry a hooker? Love is hard enough fucking work without the concern that your Missus has slept with the US 7th Fleet each year since she was 19!!! Particularly when most of them look like yon Goat from Korat.....