Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Just my notes and stories about Expat life in Bangkok. Our frustrations, our laughs! Despite it all Bangkok is still the best place to live and we ENJOY it!!

 

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Monday, May 12, 2003

Ha ha I just got sent this:-
From: The Desk of Engr. Rufus Briggs
Credit Control Officer: Union Bank of Nigeria Plc.

Dear friend,

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature being utterly confidential and top secret. We have decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction, as we have been reliably informed of your discretness, trustworthy and ability to carry out legitimate business.

THE PROPOSITION: A foreigner and American, Late Engr. Johnson Creek, an Oil merchant with the Federal Government of Nigeria, until his death on 30th January, 2000 in Kenya Air Bus (A310-300) Flight KQ430, banked with us at Union Bank of Nigeria Plc Lagos and had a closing balance of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Milion United States Dollars Only) as at the end of September, 2000.

Valuable efforts are being made by the Union Bank of Nigeria Plc to get in touch with any of the Creek's family or relative, but to no avail. The only Next of Kin address that was given to Union Bank of Nigeria Plc by Late Engr. Johnson Creek was at Sierra Loene, West Africa, in the person of Mrs. Mabel Brain. However, the said address was destroyed during the last rebel crisis in Sierra Leone and the woman was reportedly dead together with other United Nations Officials.

It is because of the perceived impossibility of locating a relative of the Late Engr. Creek (he had neither a wife nor children) that the Union Bank of Nigeria Plc is making plans to ceed the said amount to the Defence Ministry for the procurement of weapons of war. In order to avert this ugly situation, few of my colleagues and I have decided to contact you and seek your permission to have you stand as Next of Kin to Late Engr. Johnson Creek so that the total amount of US$10 Million Dollars will be processed and released in your favour into your personal account.

All documents and proofs to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate, an order of Madamus, to locate any of the deceased beneficiary. Be rest assured that this transaction is risk-free. Also, your share for offering to assist us and provide the receiving account will be 20% of the total sum, while 80% will be for my colleagues and I, which also would be in your account for safe custody and probable future investment purpose in your country.

As soon as we receive an acknowledgement of your willingness to accept our proposal, we shall furnish you with further details as we concluded all arrangements to have the money transferred to you within 7 working days from the date of commencement.

If this proposal is acceptable to you, then furnish us with your most confidential telephone and fax numbers including the details of the receiving account iimediately, at which time an application for the fund release will be forwarded in your favour.

Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

Regards,

Engr. Rufus Briggs

These pratts really believe that this scam works dont they? So I is gonna have a game with them.... keep watchin the blogg I will just go type my reply now..

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