The Homer Birthday
What a weekend I forget what day it started on but work was put on hold and the Homer Birthday party took place over three or was it maybe four days? Pretty incredible that we all survived but here are some high points.
1. First night out insanity as always... Homer and the Wizard chewing their cheek bones at 4.30am manage to get goats around. Goats do not behave appropriately so are sent on their way. Wizard retires hoping to pest Ralph. NO CHANCE!
2. Wizard wakes up too early and learns that Homer managed to pull an Internet Goat but had to go on a mission to Big C at the World trade center...rather him than me.
3. Da Wizard decided he should use the excuse of an ice tea to go and view the said Internet Goat. Homer's shyness leads me to believe that his Goat may not be of acceptable standard. Homer says he won't open his door but Da Wizard marcheth on unpeturbed.
4. In the elavator Da Wizard bumps into a non English speaking goat (my fav) and asks her would she like to join me for a beer in my friends room (its 9.30am) she agrees...
5. Homer opens his door at the news of Da Wizard's success. He gives the seal of approval and repeats his joy at living in Thailand. Da Wizard scurries downstairs to consumate the relationship. Turns out she lives on the 25th floor was not a hooker and was home alone whilst Jap boyfriend went home. A story that would not have been believed except we do have photograhic evidence....
6. The big party followed good crew gathered lots of goats, all rather blurry actually. All I remeber was music cafe, a lot of colour in Lucifer then waking up in bed with an army of people at Homer's gaff. We all survived and managed to respect the laws and culture of Thailand. God we love it here.
7. Sunday was not a pleasant day and twitching/anxiety attacks were standard. Brain back in function now.....thank God we all survived.
1. First night out insanity as always... Homer and the Wizard chewing their cheek bones at 4.30am manage to get goats around. Goats do not behave appropriately so are sent on their way. Wizard retires hoping to pest Ralph. NO CHANCE!
2. Wizard wakes up too early and learns that Homer managed to pull an Internet Goat but had to go on a mission to Big C at the World trade center...rather him than me.
3. Da Wizard decided he should use the excuse of an ice tea to go and view the said Internet Goat. Homer's shyness leads me to believe that his Goat may not be of acceptable standard. Homer says he won't open his door but Da Wizard marcheth on unpeturbed.
4. In the elavator Da Wizard bumps into a non English speaking goat (my fav) and asks her would she like to join me for a beer in my friends room (its 9.30am) she agrees...
5. Homer opens his door at the news of Da Wizard's success. He gives the seal of approval and repeats his joy at living in Thailand. Da Wizard scurries downstairs to consumate the relationship. Turns out she lives on the 25th floor was not a hooker and was home alone whilst Jap boyfriend went home. A story that would not have been believed except we do have photograhic evidence....
6. The big party followed good crew gathered lots of goats, all rather blurry actually. All I remeber was music cafe, a lot of colour in Lucifer then waking up in bed with an army of people at Homer's gaff. We all survived and managed to respect the laws and culture of Thailand. God we love it here.
7. Sunday was not a pleasant day and twitching/anxiety attacks were standard. Brain back in function now.....thank God we all survived.
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