How to Keep Track of your Thai Girl!

Well there have been many posts regarding Thai Girls and the problems that Westerners have here in maintaining their girls' fidelity. I find it impossible to be faithful to anyone so I sympathise with da Goats. Too many lovely smiles and flashing eyes and more cute bits of ass than anywhere else I know. Its an uphilll struggle if you don't just slide down the hill of immorality like Da Wizard and Homer. They say its a slippery slope but I find the ride somewhat comforting and recommend it to any of you farm boys in Ohio or other god forsaken places on this planet.

Anyway if you are worried that your Thai goat is playing around then there is a new invention out there for you. They are called GPS knickers (underwear).

Yes not only can you follow your goat wherever she may trot on your laptop or PC but you can now also monitor her heart beat and temperature.....all key indicators of whether she is really a nice girl or still likes to take up The Gary Glitter from the US 7th Fleet!

Anyway for more information about theses latest must haves please click here.
If anyone does use them then please let me know....

Peace!