To All You Wankers out There!!!
Da Wizard was just reading the feeds and found out that May is worldwide Masturbation Month. Well I didn't know but I have been doing my bit, but it’s been tough as I have had so many Goats to do as well.
Its quite a serious thing this wanking malarchy in May so far there has a been a Wankathon on the 14th May and the event features two hours of live webcam performances by women who have never masturbated in public before.
If I had known I woulda got Ralph in on it. She likes a good wank in front of the webcam from time to time.
On the same date there was a Cum For A Cause do as well.
Now for all you desperate to get involved (and I know that you are many) Masturbate-a-Thon takes place on May 28 this year, although you have to go to last year's site to get an idea of what the contest entails. This is a more traditional campaign in which you get your friends, family and colleagues to pledge a certain amount of money. But instead of collecting an amount per mile walked or run, your supporters donate per masturbation minute.
You can join the party in person in San Francisco or log on to the webcast, start the stopwatch and stroke away. The goal here is to masturbate as long as possible so you can raise as much cash as possible. (My advice? Leave the Doc Johnson iVibe Rabbit at home. This is a job to do by hand, with plenty of lube.)
I reckon "shoot ya muck save the whale" makes a great slogan. I might start a campaign myself. I don't think though as a foreigner living in Thailand that I would last very long if I did something like that.
Now Da Wizard would like to help those of you who are new to wanking (and I know that you are few). All month long, the good folks over at Clitical are publishing masturbation technique tips from women and men. For visual learners, the videos at Advanced Masturbation show you exactly what to do with a penis. Tamar Love has written a good article for adult first-timers. And Wikipedia sports a surprisingly thorough entry on the subject, including some interesting observations about autoeroticism in history, culture and law.
Isn't this online world that we live in just great only online would a concept like Masturbate for Peace inspire so many people to publish bad poetry about touching themselves.
So come on ye wankers toss yaselves off and raise money! Just click the donation button at the top of this page so that we can all help!!!!
Its quite a serious thing this wanking malarchy in May so far there has a been a Wankathon on the 14th May and the event features two hours of live webcam performances by women who have never masturbated in public before.
If I had known I woulda got Ralph in on it. She likes a good wank in front of the webcam from time to time.
On the same date there was a Cum For A Cause do as well.
Now for all you desperate to get involved (and I know that you are many) Masturbate-a-Thon takes place on May 28 this year, although you have to go to last year's site to get an idea of what the contest entails. This is a more traditional campaign in which you get your friends, family and colleagues to pledge a certain amount of money. But instead of collecting an amount per mile walked or run, your supporters donate per masturbation minute.
You can join the party in person in San Francisco or log on to the webcast, start the stopwatch and stroke away. The goal here is to masturbate as long as possible so you can raise as much cash as possible. (My advice? Leave the Doc Johnson iVibe Rabbit at home. This is a job to do by hand, with plenty of lube.)
I reckon "shoot ya muck save the whale" makes a great slogan. I might start a campaign myself. I don't think though as a foreigner living in Thailand that I would last very long if I did something like that.
Now Da Wizard would like to help those of you who are new to wanking (and I know that you are few). All month long, the good folks over at Clitical are publishing masturbation technique tips from women and men. For visual learners, the videos at Advanced Masturbation show you exactly what to do with a penis. Tamar Love has written a good article for adult first-timers. And Wikipedia sports a surprisingly thorough entry on the subject, including some interesting observations about autoeroticism in history, culture and law.
Isn't this online world that we live in just great only online would a concept like Masturbate for Peace inspire so many people to publish bad poetry about touching themselves.
So come on ye wankers toss yaselves off and raise money! Just click the donation button at the top of this page so that we can all help!!!!
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