Things to do on a Saturday night in Bangkok with no Dollars

As those of you that know us already are aware things are a bit tough financially for us right now. We had to delist all our listings from our store as we now launch again it will take a few days at least before we have any prospect of getting any money out to do anything.

Now yes we could go and ask any number of friends but that isn't our way of doing things so I thought why don't I write a list of things that you can do in Bangkok with little or not very much money.... If I think of any that really are good then I might go and do one of them myself.

Sex:

This is obviously one of my favourites and is readily available here in Bangkok as I am sure that you are all aware.

Now how readily available is free sex? I mean really free not a few lagers and a rat on a stick satay cos that constitutes a date! I mean real free....get on the fone and 'whilst yer on ya way over love bring us a few can of Beer Chang?? '
Well its possible. We have all got numbers that we can call to friendly goats that will come over. Howvere its the end of the month and the straight goats all got paid. This means that tonight they will be dancing the light fantastic in Soi 4 (Silom or Ratchada), RCA or any of the other neon filled zones that litter this great fun palace.
So could we make calls to the working non straight goats? Well its Saturday night and they will all be wanting to get customers so thats not really an option unless of course we blagged them and then you either get the Thai Psycho Goat (which nobody loves) or just plain old bad Karma. I reckon sex is off the menu but hey there is always Bangkokchat.

Drinking:

Ya you can buy cans of Chang for 25bht here so yes that always an option but Da Wizard is watching his weight right now so Chang perhaps is not the answer either. Bottles of Whisky can be bought for 250bht but Da Wizard is watching his liver too so alcohol is not an option. Homer is being Tea Total at the moment but thats ok...we all deal with the cards we are dealt in differing ways. Meditation I reckon is better than raging tea totalitarianism.

Movies:

Well Star Wars is on and its only 100bht to go and watch but Ralph is not a Star Wars fan and on the last Saturday of the month I reckon there will be too many people out and about for Da Wizard's liking.

Walking and Goating:

Well this is a possibilty as getting on Shank's Pony armed with nothing but your pick up cards and ya trouser snake will work here but again our standards are always too high...we like iced cocktails at State Tower or one of the other places so basically I reckon:-

We gotta learn to be happy with less than we are used to!!!!

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