Definition of A Goat
This is a question that I do get asked rather a lot. "What is a Bangkok Goat?" "Do you consider my girlfriend to be a goat?" Tough question to answer when friends ask you that but hey life is full of tough questions so answer the friend as you think he would like to be answered... fuck! Now all Da Wizard's friends will be askin' "Were you honest when you answered me?" LOL lets make a definition and then we will have something to work from.
Da Goat phrase applies to poorly educated Asian women including but not neccesarily prostitutes. Nearly all of Thailand's prostitutes come from the rural North East where not much grows and parents expect their Goats to send money home each month so ya your average Isaan hooker is a goat but there are plenty of straight girls too that fit the bill.
Goats are things to be nice to and not to be taken advantage of although the little cunts will take advantage of you in a second white boy! In fact to be fair, they are not prejudicial in anyway. For they will gladly rip off and defraud men of any race , as Da Goat does not care for creed nor colour. When questioned upon its actions expect nothing more than a loud "Baaaaaaaaa".
To quote Homer (who needs to listen to his own great advice)....
"Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed"
PS: Being a goat is not derogatory in anyway. Gimme a goat anytime over a Hi So stuck up slut. But just don't ever forget what they are and please... diamond earring on a goat don't make her no princess!!!
Da Goat phrase applies to poorly educated Asian women including but not neccesarily prostitutes. Nearly all of Thailand's prostitutes come from the rural North East where not much grows and parents expect their Goats to send money home each month so ya your average Isaan hooker is a goat but there are plenty of straight girls too that fit the bill.
Goats are things to be nice to and not to be taken advantage of although the little cunts will take advantage of you in a second white boy! In fact to be fair, they are not prejudicial in anyway. For they will gladly rip off and defraud men of any race , as Da Goat does not care for creed nor colour. When questioned upon its actions expect nothing more than a loud "Baaaaaaaaa".
To quote Homer (who needs to listen to his own great advice)....
"Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed"
PS: Being a goat is not derogatory in anyway. Gimme a goat anytime over a Hi So stuck up slut. But just don't ever forget what they are and please... diamond earring on a goat don't make her no princess!!!
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Just surfing through from Blog Explosion and wanted to say hi!
Duke is odd. LOL
Duke is odd yes... but we love him for what he is.
Everytime I visit, I learn something new on their culture. At least, your view on their culture.
Cool.
Just a heads up my friend,when(and they will) Google finds out you ate asking for clicks,they WILL cancell your account,and they KEEP ALL the earnings.They own blogger,they have paid surfers looking for infractions.
Please don't shoot the messenger,I am on your side!
I know the pain of losing my account,don't be next.I used to.
have Google on my site here,now look what I have.Of course I did an ad though!
are you aware of the british program called "little britain" well their new series is coming up on BBC soon (nov 17th) and one of the characters is, single man Dudley and his mail order Thai Bride, Ting Tong."
haha
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