Da Katoi -Transexuals in Thailand and FRS
2 days ago Da Wizard thought that buying two FRS (Family Radio Service) walkie talkies might be a good idea to communicate with Homer seeing as the fone system here now in TLand is just atrocious currently and also it would save us both some money as we constantly call each other with quibbles and queries.
So I grabbed Ralph and we trekked over to MBK where Da Wizard had seen such radio available for about 70$. We went to the first stall that we found which was being tended by a Katoi (a bloke who wants to be a girl/transexual/ladyboy or whatever). Now this Katoi was quite cute and good at the sales blurb too howver she forgot the ultimate sale rule that God gave us two ears and one mouth for good reason. This KT just bulldozed me and before I knew where I was I had this lovely cute pair of radio alledgedly made by Motorola. The KT claimed that they worked over 3km so they were certainly strong enough but unfortunately the instructions were in Chinese so not really of much use to Da Wizard who is not that knowledgable in Chink.
When I explained that my Chinese language skills were less than non existant the KT just carried on trying to show me how these James Bond radios worked...up until it was pointed out to our gender challenged friend that NO English meant No Sale.
At this point the sexually mutated excuse for a human being decided to hurl abuse at me. Da Wizard wasn't aware that not speaking Chinese was immorral in Thailand and could deserve such a tirade from this hormone injected freak so with a loud "FUCK YOU" the wizard decided to go spend his hard earned fun tickets elsewhere.
Now this kind of emotional instabilty is a common thing with the Katoi.... they say they give the best head and hey I have no reason to doubt that! But having to deal with a confused man who is filled with female hormones and can squirt milk out of their false tits (yes they can!!!) on a daily basis must be awful.
So Da Advise for today is ya when in Rome fuck the Romans but don't shack up with a surgically created modern day beautiful Frankenstein.
So I grabbed Ralph and we trekked over to MBK where Da Wizard had seen such radio available for about 70$. We went to the first stall that we found which was being tended by a Katoi (a bloke who wants to be a girl/transexual/ladyboy or whatever). Now this Katoi was quite cute and good at the sales blurb too howver she forgot the ultimate sale rule that God gave us two ears and one mouth for good reason. This KT just bulldozed me and before I knew where I was I had this lovely cute pair of radio alledgedly made by Motorola. The KT claimed that they worked over 3km so they were certainly strong enough but unfortunately the instructions were in Chinese so not really of much use to Da Wizard who is not that knowledgable in Chink.
When I explained that my Chinese language skills were less than non existant the KT just carried on trying to show me how these James Bond radios worked...up until it was pointed out to our gender challenged friend that NO English meant No Sale.
At this point the sexually mutated excuse for a human being decided to hurl abuse at me. Da Wizard wasn't aware that not speaking Chinese was immorral in Thailand and could deserve such a tirade from this hormone injected freak so with a loud "FUCK YOU" the wizard decided to go spend his hard earned fun tickets elsewhere.
Now this kind of emotional instabilty is a common thing with the Katoi.... they say they give the best head and hey I have no reason to doubt that! But having to deal with a confused man who is filled with female hormones and can squirt milk out of their false tits (yes they can!!!) on a daily basis must be awful.
So Da Advise for today is ya when in Rome fuck the Romans but don't shack up with a surgically created modern day beautiful Frankenstein.
posted by gemdealer | 8:13 pm
1 Comments:
Great head? From a guy?
I am disappointed
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