Where To Get Sex in Bangkok

If you are here for the first time in The City Of Angels Da Wizard recommends that you must do the whole Tourist thing. Nah not the temples! Go see them next time. Here is a rough guide to where its at right about now in Bangkok:-

1. Nana (BTS Station Nana)

As good a place as any for you to start this area around soi 4 , Sukhumvit (Soi Nana) consists of bars and hotel lobbies that just teem with both freelance and working girls. You pay a bar fine (2-500bht) to the owner of the bar to take his staff from the premises and what you arrange between her is up to you. 1000-2000bht is the most you should be paying at this time (25-50$US). Do not under any circumstances go to a bar called Josephines on Soi 1. It is rumoured to be washing dirty Algerian money, is always getting raided by the Police for drugs, and too many people have told me how sick they have been after drinking there for it to be a coincedence. Bars of note include Jools Bar Soi4 for great English food, The Bus Stop for great ambience and girls and Morning and Night Bar for terrible music, English thugs and a great posse of Goats.


3.Soi Cowboy (BTS Station Asok)

Expat food in abundance and loads of Goats. Comes alive at night and consists of one main strip between Soi 21 and Soi 23.

As you can see from this picture Cowboy consists of a Garish strip that is full of bars which are full of goats. Prices same as I mentioned before.... Great Dutch food on the corner of Soi 23 at a place called the Old Dutch.

The strips are as safe as safe can be and its amazing that there is so much alcohol and so much nitelife around and yet so little violence.
Everynight is Saturday night here and believe it or not many people actually find there future wives and girlfriends here.

4.Patpong (BTS Station Sala Daeng)

Where it all began and Da Wizard's personal favourite. Silom Road has great bars and restaraunts and Soi Patpong is between Soi 4 and Soi 6. Its a couple of streets containing a night market and full to the brim with Go Go Bars. High energy music is what is played and it seems very intimidating. Its safe and the stories of drink rip offs etc are now nothing more than Urban Myths. Drinks are slightly higher than at Cowboy or Nana but this is the pulse of the Bangkok Tourist sex scene.

Patpong is now developing into a more sopisticated night out with four live music venues which contain a mixture of people, freelance Goats and straight girls can also be found. Da Wizard and Homer find it to be the most conveniant and easy instant party zone.

Patpong also has a few dingy soapy massage places where 1600-2200bht will get you the famous Thai Soapey experience. These massage places will also cater to couples I am told. If you are really serious about a soapey though the place to go is.............

5.Ratchadapisek Road (MRT Station Huay Kwang)

Now this is where it is at for the real meal deal. Lots of giant Entertainment complexes, sex for sale in opulent surroundings. This is not geared for the tourist although the tourist will be welcomed and people speak English. This is how the Asian men enjoy their extramarital affairs.

Plush and Glitzy almost casino like venues welcome you and in may places you can pick your girls from the Playboy or Penthouse Magazine that they have on the tables.

Yes you can nail a Penthouse Pet here for about 100$US but you don't need to spend that much if you don't wish to. Lots of Silicon tits here boys and Grandad reckons that they are more appreciative and give better service when they are not of movie star ilk. Da Wizard can't comment cos for 100$ I would rather pull myself and look at goat pics. The best places include Emmanuelle, Poseidon and Caesars. Drinks etc are no more expensive than Silom here but the quality of the girls is higher. Ratchada Soi 4 is currently the hottest night out for locals and whitey is welcomed with open arms (and legs) in all places. Here you can drink until dawn and avoid the Draconian laws that now close most Bangkok Nite Spots at 1am.