Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!: Just Imagine England if it was like this....

Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Just my notes and stories about Expat life in Bangkok. Our frustrations, our laughs! Despite it all Bangkok is still the best place to live and we ENJOY it!!

 

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Friday, March 18, 2005

Just Imagine England if it was like this....



1. Imagine if all the Asians had no group to represent them collectively.

2. Imagine if when they set up legitimate business that the authorities came to them asking for back handers and created rules so that their businesses were always in a legal grey area.

3. Imagine if the Prime Minister who is head of "English love the English Party" referred to the Asians as 'Slopes' or 'Chinks' or 'Pakis' on TV as do 100% of the general populous. (Err ya and why do Pakis get stroppy when they are called Pakis but Brits and Aussies don't?)

4. Imagine if Asians couldn't own a car or land in England.

5. Imagine if only 100 Asians a year could get citizenship.

6. Imagine if that citizenship could be revoked at anytime.

7. Imagine if Asians were barred from political activity of any sort.

8. Imagine if when they were arrested Asians had no rights and that their embassies
accepted that this was the 'British" way of doing things.

9. Imagine Asians who worked in England having their work permits made in such a way that they committed a crime everytime they legitamately worked.

Can you imagine the riots we would have?

Oh ya for the less quick whitted of you I am making a parody of our situation in Thailand....which by the way despite all that is perhaps the coolest place on the planet to live. So I have no rights? I don't really want to exercise them anyway!!!

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