Wow what a weekend

Bangkok boomed....and we got caught up the whirlwind....Friday night Patpong....Muzzic Cafe both 1 and 2 then Lucifer then back to Homers for some after party.....

Da Old Bill were out piss testing again....34 different venues done over the weekend.... we missed them all thank god but I guess our day will come. Ralph's boss was held until 5am whilst he waiting for his humiliation of course negative but the two hours queuing is a Royal Pain the arse.

Saturday was a bit of a blur with the Friday Party carrying on through...goats were present of course although only Homer rutted.... Da Wizard was content with twitching and slobbering on the couch.

Saturday night unrousable at the Night Bazarr then home for Da Wizard.... Homer ventured out agin and took the plunge.... Patpong then off to Ratchada until 6.30am (avoided the Gestapo) the back home with two straight goats and a very drunk Chinaman?????????

No need to question Homer's sexuality nor apparantly the Chinaman's but they all crashed at Homers... Da Wizard woke up early feeling great.... went for lunch then got blown by a girl who works at the US Embassy..... dinner at Emporium... Piri Piri chicken just rocks....

Then back to the Pong.... Ralph was on a mission.... Homer burnt out.... Da Wizard went home then came out again.... same ole same ole... Bangkok is rockin right now.....

Why the fuck do any of you live anywhere else????????