Da Goat Dictionary

Da Wizard and Homer decided that the vocab of the Goat needs to published: We will add to it as it grows.

Billy Goat:

Katoi (ladyboy)

Dancing Goat:

Non prostitute goat that dances but doesn't shag for money ie not a whore (but some say that all women are whores???). Name first applied to Goats dancing at Funky Do Jo bar in Patpong. (Our current favourite bar).

Free Range Goat:

Free Lance Prostitute ie not one that is owned or affiliated to any bar.

Goat (s):

Asian girls including but not exclusively prostitutes normally Rice Farmers daughters ie from a village background.

Goating:

The pursuit of Goats for sex , the sport of goating.

Jimmy's Goat:

Anyone having be ploughed by the said Hibernian

Overgoat:

When covered by goats to the point of needing to move because too hot. Normally occurs in a Go-Go Bar.

Rangy Goat:

Skinny Goat that looks a bit lanky with gangly type legs.