Ladies Night at Coyote Convent

It is a known fact that Ralph, Homer and Da Wizard like to party. In fact it has been said that the three Muskooters party with a capital F.

However this Wednesday just passed was Ladie Night in Coyote on Soi Convent , so the intrepid Goat stalkers thought they would chance their arm at the said watering hole which does indeed have fine fodder. With 76 Margaritas on the menu its not a bad place for a quafficle or twenty. White skinter English Teacher Goats make up the mainstay but the Thai contingent is growing... Well worth a visit thats for sure.

Unfortunately things got out of hand, after god knows how many bottles of Tequila (thank you Moses) half a dozen jugs of Sangriah and half a gallon of Beer each we all went home and slept.............

Well at least Ralph and Da Wizard did..... and slept well they did too until they were disturbed (mid Rut) by Homer. His morning greeting was "Are we still friends????"

"Err I think so " replied D.W. whilst checking his knuckles for injury....why?

"F### I think I have been attacked"... cries Homer and the phone goes dead. Ralph and Da Wizard arm themselves with kitchen implements and rush to save their buddy.

And they are greeted by this:-

The Vomitorium as Homer's Den is now knows was ....to say the least...well destroyed

Not content with just smashing his own gear up the ubiquitous Homer then decided to give his Fan and 15lb Table Lamp flying lessons from his 33rd floor Vomitorium.... much to the horror of the security staff on the ground floor!!

So now he has a hole in his balcony window and a few extra bills to pay.... Anyone fancy Ladies Night at Coyote next week with Da Big Boys???? Suits you sir!!!