Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Just my notes and stories about Expat life in Bangkok. Our frustrations, our laughs! Despite it all Bangkok is still the best place to live and we ENJOY it!!

 

Does Your Isaan Goat Wear Braces????

 


Thursday, June 15, 2006

We have moved!

Hey to all readers we have now moved to www.whiteboysinasia.com .

We think blogger is cool but we need to be just a little more organised if this blog is to continue.

Take care,
Da Wizard

Sunday, June 11, 2006

The Death Of Zarqawi


The death of every human being is a tragedy. The death of Mr. al-Zarqawi means the continuation of the violence and revenge that took the life of my son. This will mean an increase in violence and resistance to the occupation of Iraq by the US military. I sincerely wish the Iraqi people and the US soldiers who believe they are protecting us good fortune in weathering the upcoming violence.

Michael Berg
June 8, 2006

Very interesting this statement bearing in mind Zarqawi cut this man's son's head off with a carving knife on video. He does make a point though here. As much as Bush feels justified in killing Zarqawi I am sure that Zarqawi felt equally as justified in killing Berg.(I personally think Zarqawi was a pig.)

Rumsfeld said today that he thought that Z. was the man in the world who had the most innocent blood on his hands. Well I think George W. holds that prize with 100 000 innocent Iraquis killed so far as collateral damage. Viewers on the news today emailed the BBc saying that 'people forget 9/11 too easily... I am sorry but I think that people haven't even begun to lok at WHY these heathen scumball terrorists flew those planes into those magnificent buildings.

Only when that happens will we start to end this ridiculous war on terror which is in fact a diversion as the neo cons steal the worlds assets as they have done since time began.

Shame Berg dresses like a tree hugger.....

Friday, June 09, 2006

King Of Thailand's Ascension to the Throne.


An amazing day in Amazing Thailand again. To see so many people wearing yellow shirts signifying the Thai people's love for their King is something that we in the West should not forget.

Such sentiments in the past have kept the Great in Great Britain and the same is so true in Thailand. To have a human being held in almost Godlike reverence at first seems to be so anti democratic and not modern at all. The reality is so far from the truth. Imagine a man who can inspire the hearts of 70million Thai people by his untiring travel to the poor thoroughout the country and his ingenuity in making life for the Thai people better.

The powerful Elite who run this country on a daily basis with their avarice and guns will do nothing to displease the King who can call his people on or off the streets at whim ; a power he has used so cleverly and sparingly throughout his reign.

If the US had such a great man able comment and influence the politicians more so than the Industrialists and the like.... I think the world would be a better place.

Sure the Elite will continue to keep the masses poor and illeducated but this once Boy King who people thought would just be a Pawn of the Elite has turned into what the BBC described this morning as 'the guardian of democracy without whom the Thais can barely imagine'.

A truelly great man and I hope he lives forever for without him many of the things that we cherish about Thailand may pass with him.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Just Back From Phuket

Now on the air asia flight back from Phuket after spending a shortened weekend there with Ralph.Shortened??? Well I got sick as a dog and spent Saturday sleeping and firing out of both orifices after getting poisoned either by sushi or a greek meal that was snaffled on Friday night. Not a pleasant time for Ralph by any means and as the rainy season was doing its worst we decided to cut our trip short and head back to Bangkok.

Bit of an update on my Private Dancer leasing of a whore project. She is now aware that I know of her starring role on Asia street Meat and apparantly this is making her crazy.

In some true twisted goatish way it appear that somehow I am to blame for knowing about her attempt to become known world famous.

'I vary sory my love.I miss u evary time.U number one for me.I stupid girl'....sms message

And so the story goes di da di di da di....



According to friends and family the said goat is truelly messed up....I am intrigued about how in anyway she could be upset about what happened but my better judgement tells me to stay away. Its been many months now since my seed has been sprayed so I think that it is time to get my weapon out and go cut me one from the herd.

Its always a difficult rut to break free from when you temporarily break from Goating. Its something to remember when you start to think of them as people with the morality that comes with that. They don't think of you as human so don't make the stupid mistake of imagining that they are anything more than just goats. They may for sure love you.... But Goat love just ain't the real thing.

Oh and before the overweight fat white women start emailing me with abuse (you know who you are FATTY!!) .....please remember that I do have the real love thing in my life. I just like to be as polygamous as I can.

Is a crime to want the whole cute female population of Asia to love me? Well maybe not love me, but if they are cute at least lie on their backs, open their legs and let me try 'em out!!

All abusive emails , supports and money are welcome. You can donate to me if you want by using the link on the left.

Finished the fast and been to Phuket.

Finished the fast after seven days having lost seven kilos. I really didn't feel like doing the full ten days as it just became too much effort for me to be without my life for so long.

Breaking the fast they say is more important than starting and to be sure you must break it gently with vegetables , broth and brown rice. Ralph decided in her wisdom to break it with mutton curry from Rang Mahal (indian restaurant in Rembrandt Hotel sukhumvit soi 18) and paid a dear price.

Your stomach shrinks during the fast and as it has just endured a legnthy period of no fat WHATSOEVER a portion of mutton ring sting curry will not be tolerated.

The fasting is highly recommended for all especially those who like me have a somewhat helter skelter lifestyle. The most important benefit that I feel from it is the newfound awareness I seem to have concerning what I put into my body and when. I cringe at deep fried food preferring smaller and if possible raw food whenever possible. My insatiable desire for wine however has not been diminished in anyway at all.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Day 7 Still Fasting Not Getting Easier Though 0637hrs

Weighed in at 90kg

Lowest weight that I have been since I was sick in 2000. Finding the tedium of not eating tortuous although the mornings and early afternoon are tolerable. This is quite strange as my main food consumption is done at breakfast and lunch.

Went out Saturday night but drinking water and lacking energy made me feel out of place. Still no problem exercising at all but I just miss the social experience and the preparation of my food.

For the last few days I have spent much time scowering the internet for recipes and food shopping for things that I will consume at the end of this seemingly never ending road.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Day 5 Of Fasting 0530hrs

Slept as well as ever and as always woke up too damn early. Feeling strong and clear headed but I think I want to beak my fast today. I know I should do ten days but I want to be able to eat and function properly.

The not eating is not too big a deal except that I just don't enjoy not having the ritual of eating. I am scowering the internet trying to find information to justify the breaking of my fast.