Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!: November 2005

Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Just my notes and stories about Expat life in Bangkok. Our frustrations, our laughs! Despite it all Bangkok is still the best place to live and we ENJOY it!!

 

Does Your Isaan Goat Wear Braces????

 


Monday, November 28, 2005

Da Wizards Charmed Life

Living on paradise islands, being loved by many and enjoying a sexual freedom that 95% of men only read about in adult publications makes me just wanna tell all readers and friends that I do appreciate each second of my existence. Should I have to leave this crazy world before my time then make sure that my headstone reads 'IT WAS FUN!'

Da Wizard has bee accused of harbouring hate 'cos of my opinions about Islam's attacks on our lifestyle but please believe me when I say to you that there's too much partying to be done to have any time for hating. Fuck them towel heads that wanna stop all that we enjoy!

Bali Trip..The Balinese Master The Art Of Shooting Themselves In The Foot.

Ok Da Wizard don't like obituary's but they have to be done from time to time. Just now I am bouncing through rain clouds heading back to Da Big Mango via Singapore after Thai Airways cancelled my flight as they didn't have sufficient passengers. I particularly loathe Garuda whose atrocious food should only be fed to suicide bombers. Fortunately I fly Singapore to Bangkok on Thai and should be in Patpong goating by midnight.

Bali is dying right now. The fuel increases have meant the locals are leaving their cars at home so traffic is light and almost pleasant .

Restaurants are deserted as tourists and locals await the next installment of death by Islam. Extra security is as visible as it is farcicle but the Balinese war drums are starting to beat as the Police are beings swept away by vigilantes whose incompetence is even greater than the very police they replace. The police are currently on a daily basis kicking down the doors of Expats to find drugs , not for any moral reason other than the thirty to fifty thousand dollars they demand each time they find ANYTHING from a valium upwards.

Six reported rapes of Westerner's , four murders and countless armed robberies just in South Bali make this behaviour by the Pigs that bit more abhorrent. I watched in disgust at the Arena bar in Sanur as these animals drank and sang karaoke searching for other ways to extort money from the westerner's there before they left to rut with under age girls stored in Sanur's notorious houses of ill repute.

Immigration of course are hot on the trail of money too as the fuel prices bite and expats that for twenty years have called Bali their home are talking about packing up as they are tired of paying bribes that eventually choke their businesses to death.

Our business is blooming there on Monkey Island but I am fortunate to have great partners who can tolerate living in that environment. I hope that it may long continue but longevity of anything and Indonesia rarely go hand in hand.

Humour is not really flourishing on the Island of greed and fun is soon to be made illegal. Despite my bias I have to feel some of the pain the normal people are now feeling, but their ignorance of their own avarice and the belief that 'more tourists will come' may mean that this pain is a bitter but required pill as Indonesia drags itself into the modern world.

Can't wait to land in Bangkok and swap some fluids with one of ma goats! It seems that Ralph has been chowing down on one of her surveyors Joy since I have been away. What a monster I have created.

The death of a Merkinologist

Yesterday the sad news was announced that Dr. Andy Toth, former US Consul in Bali, drinking buddy , diver and Merkinlogist died at home after a long battle with cancer. Pak Andy will be remembered by many for his maveric behaviour in Koki's during his consular days. We will remember an extremely intelligent individual who was abused by his government whilst performing a thankless job. A hugely knowledgable man who met Asimov twice and had stories that showed how interesting a life well lived can be. Ralph and me hope that Yanti can fill the void that is left by her husband whom she stood by and cared for until the end.

He was buried at the Muslim grave yard in Sidakarya on Bali where he belongs. Many people both Indonesian and Western will raise a glass and smile thinking of him I am sure. The Order of Merkinologists particularly won't ever forget his humour.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I am ashamed to be Western when I read this!

CIA's Harsh Interrogation Techniques Described

Sources Say Agency's Tactics Lead to Questionable Confessions, Sometimes to Death

By BRIAN ROSS and RICHARD ESPOSITO

Nov. 18, 2005 — - Harsh interrogation techniques authorized by top officials of the CIA have led to questionable confessions and the death of a detainee since the techniques were first authorized in mid-March 2002, ABC News has been told by former and current intelligence officers and supervisors.

They say they are revealing specific details of the techniques, and their impact on confessions, because the public needs to know the direction their agency has chosen. All gave their accounts on the condition that their names and identities not be revealed. Portions of their accounts are corrobrated by public statements of former CIA officers and by reports recently published that cite a classified CIA Inspector General's report.

Other portions of their accounts echo the accounts of escaped prisoners from one CIA prison in Afghanistan.

"They would not let you rest, day or night. Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down. Don't sleep. Don't lie on the floor," one prisoner said through a translator. The detainees were also forced to listen to rap artist Eminem's "Slim Shady" album. The music was so foreign to them it made them frantic, sources said.

Contacted after the completion of the ABC News investigation, CIA officials would neither confirm nor deny the accounts. They simply declined to comment.

The CIA sources described a list of six "Enhanced Interrogation Techniques" instituted in mid-March 2002 and used, they said, on a dozen top al Qaeda targets incarcerated in isolation at secret locations on military bases in regions from Asia to Eastern Europe. According to the sources, only a handful of CIA interrogators are trained and authorized to use the techniques:

1. The Attention Grab: The interrogator forcefully grabs the shirt front of the prisoner and shakes him.

2. Attention Slap: An open-handed slap aimed at causing pain and triggering fear.

3. The Belly Slap: A hard open-handed slap to the stomach. The aim is to cause pain, but not internal injury. Doctors consulted advised against using a punch, which could cause lasting internal damage.

4. Long Time Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.

5. The Cold Cell: The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water.

6. Water Boarding: The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to almost instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt.

According to the sources, CIA officers who subjected themselves to the water boarding technique lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in. They said al Qaeda's toughest prisoner, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, won the admiration of interrogators when he was able to last between two and two-and-a-half minutes before begging to confess.

"The person believes they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch.

The techniques are controversial among experienced intelligence agency and military interrogators. Many feel that a confession obtained this way is an unreliable tool. Two experienced officers have told ABC that there is little to be gained by these techniques that could not be more effectively gained by a methodical, careful, psychologically based interrogation. According to a classified report prepared by the CIA Inspector General John Helgerwon and issued in 2004, the techniques "appeared to constitute cruel, and degrading treatment under the (Geneva) convention," the New York Times reported on Nov. 9, 2005.

It is "bad interrogation. I mean you can get anyone to confess to anything if the torture's bad enough," said former CIA officer Bob Baer.

Larry Johnson, a former CIA officer and a deputy director of the State Department's office of counterterrorism, recently wrote in the Los Angeles Times, "What real CIA field officers know firsthand is that it is better to build a relationship of trust … than to extract quick confessions through tactics such as those used by the Nazis and the Soviets."

One argument in favor of their use: time. In the early days of al Qaeda captures, it was hoped that speeding confessions would result in the development of important operational knowledge in a timely fashion.

However, ABC News was told that at least three CIA officers declined to be trained in the techniques before a cadre of 14 were selected to use them on a dozen top al Qaeda suspects in order to obtain critical information. In at least one instance, ABC News was told that the techniques led to questionable information aimed at pleasing the interrogators and that this information had a significant impact on U.S. actions in Iraq.

According to CIA sources, Ibn al Shaykh al Libbi, after two weeks of enhanced interrogation, made statements that were designed to tell the interrogators what they wanted to hear. Sources say Al Libbi had been subjected to each of the progressively harsher techniques in turn and finally broke after being water boarded and then left to stand naked in his cold cell overnight where he was doused with cold water at regular intervals.

His statements became part of the basis for the Bush administration claims that Iraq trained al Qaeda members to use biochemical weapons. Sources tell ABC that it was later established that al Libbi had no knowledge of such training or weapons and fabricated the statements because he was terrified of further harsh treatment.

"This is the problem with using the waterboard. They get so desperate that they begin telling you what they think you want to hear," one source said.

However, sources said, al Libbi does not appear to have sought to intentionally misinform investigators, as at least one account has stated. The distinction in this murky world is nonetheless an important one. Al Libbi sought to please his investigators, not lead them down a false path, two sources with firsthand knowledge of the statements said.

When properly used, the techniques appear to be closely monitored and are signed off on in writing on a case-by-case, technique-by-technique basis, according to highly placed current and former intelligence officers involved in the program. In this way, they say, enhanced interrogations have been authorized for about a dozen high value al Qaeda targets -- Khalid Sheik Mohammed among them. According to the sources, all of these have confessed, none of them has died, and all of them remain incarcerated.

While some media accounts have described the locations where these detainees are located as a string of secret CIA prisons -- a gulag, as it were -- in fact, sources say, there are a very limited number of these locations in use at any time, and most often they consist of a secure building on an existing or former military base. In addition, they say, the prisoners usually are not scattered but travel together to these locations, so that information can be extracted from one and compared with others. Currently, it is believed that one or more former Soviet bloc air bases and military installations are the Eastern European location of the top suspects. Khalid Sheik Mohammed is among the suspects detained there, sources said.

The sources told ABC that the techniques, while progressively aggressive, are not deemed torture, and the debate among intelligence officers as to whether they are effective should not be underestimated. There are many who feel these techniques, properly supervised, are both valid and necessary, the sources said. While harsh, they say, they are not torture and are reserved only for the most important and most difficult prisoners.

According to the sources, when an interrogator wishes to use a particular technique on a prisoner, the policy at the CIA is that each step of the interrogation process must be signed off at the highest level -- by the deputy director for operations for the CIA. A cable must be sent and a reply received each time a progressively harsher technique is used. The described oversight appears tough but critics say it could be tougher. In reality, sources said, there are few known instances when an approval has not been granted. Still, even the toughest critics of the techniques say they are relatively well monitored and limited in use.

Two sources also told ABC that the techniques -- authorized for use by only a handful of trained CIA officers -- have been misapplied in at least one instance.

The sources said that in that case a young, untrained junior officer caused the death of one detainee at a mud fort dubbed the "salt pit" that is used as a prison. They say the death occurred when the prisoner was left to stand naked throughout the harsh Afghanistan night after being doused with cold water. He died, they say, of hypothermia.

According to the sources, a second CIA detainee died in Iraq and a third detainee died following harsh interrogation by Department of Defense personnel and contractors in Iraq. CIA sources said that in the DOD case, the interrogation was harsh, but did not involve the CIA.

The Kabul fort has also been the subject of confusion. Several intelligence sources involved in both the enhanced interrogation program and the program to ship detainees back to their own country for interrogation -- a process described as rendition, say that the number of detainees in each program has been added together to suggest as many as 100 detainees are moved around the world from one secret CIA facility to another. In the rendition program, foreign nationals captured in the conflict zones are shipped back to their own countries on occasion for interrogation and prosecution.

There have been several dozen instances of rendition. There have been a little over a dozen authorized enhanced interrogations. As a result, the enhanced interrogation program has been described as one encompassing 100 or more prisoners. Multiple CIA sources told ABC that it is not. The renditions have also been described as illegal. They are not, our sources said, although they acknowledge the procedures are in an ethical gray area and are at times used for the convenience of extracting information under harsher conditions that the U.S. would allow.

ABC was told that several dozen renditions of this kind have occurred. Jordan is one country recently cited as an "emerging" center for renditions, according to published reports. The ABC sources said that rendition of this sort are legal and should not be confused with illegal "snatches" of targets off the streets of a home country by officers of yet another country. The United States is currently charged with such an illegal rendition in Italy. Israel and at least one European nation have also been accused of such renditions.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Goats in Bangkok!

This is a Sukhumvit Goat not yet a member of our not very exclusive club. She may join either today or this weekend but Da Wizard reckons she would be a memorable experience.

Road Safety Bangkok Style

Just a pic of my motorbike taxi driver chatting to his goat on the phone whilst we cross a junction. Thank god we have health insurance!

Marooned!


Da Wizard was off to do a bit of work when the heavens opened and the tax driver chose to show how lovely Asian men can be by kicking me out in 2 foot of water. Stuck here for an hour before I could get another to ferry me out. Amazing Thailand!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

What been happening and what is happening now!

Da Wizard's business has been booming away so time to blog has been very limited to say the least. Of course the weekends have been as they always are and we have been avoiding the dark rooms twitching for hours as much as we can.

Loi Kratong was last night and for those of you that don't know what that is here's a quick lesson:

“Loi Krathong” is traditionally performed on the full moon night of the twelfth lunar month, which usually falls on some day in November. The floating of a ‘Krathong' – a banana–leaf cup – is intended to float away ill fortune as well as to express apologies to Khongkha or Ganga, the River Goddess. Some believe that the ritual is meant to worship the Buddha's footprint on the bank of the Narmada River, while others say that it is to pay respect to Phra Uppakhut, one of the Lord Buddha's great disciples.

The Loi Krathong Festival is celebrated nationwide in Thailand, especially where there are rivers, canals or sources of water, with different unique characteristics.

Basically in terms that our regulars will understand its the night of the year when all the goats where traditional dress and go float candles with their lovers.

Last night all the goats in Patpong were on a 2000bht fine if they didn't show for work (the majority of PP Goats have Thai boyfriends) so the bars were packed.

Ralph got hammered and became lairy so the night was cut short. Homer and Da Wizard were happy to get our heads down early as work requires our full attention right now as the Xmas rush is starting.

Da Wizard presently has a fulltime Mia Noi on the books. Twenty nine years old working as a Nanny in our building. Both Homer and me have been rating her highly for ages now but we thought she was only 17 so left her alone....one Da Wizard discovered she was 29....well I was in like Flyn wasn't I?

Ya and I did a waitress with 5 fingers too down in Sukhumvit much to the disgust of Homer and Bangkok dog who is currently crusading in Iraq. (5 Fingers ie no thumbs)

The world is flat... Bali trip being planned....weekend just around the corner!