Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!: September 2005

Expat life in Bangkok White Boys in Asia....and their women!

Just my notes and stories about Expat life in Bangkok. Our frustrations, our laughs! Despite it all Bangkok is still the best place to live and we ENJOY it!!

 

Does Your Isaan Goat Wear Braces????

 


Friday, September 23, 2005

And we all know fools like this dude!


I am always getting emailed by readers of this rag and get asked the big question:

"my Thai girlfriend used to work in a bar but now I take care of her. Do you think she is still a prostitute?"

Well unfortunately the answer is 'yes'. They are either a hooker or not. Its not something that they recover from. You get a very very few exceptions to this rule but a great way to find out is to stop paying the 20 000bht a month to her( this is the average for a lease on a goat) and see if she goes to work or goes back whoring/defrauding. Its a great litmus test and one that few will try cos the reality is that most already know the answer in their hearts. Sad but true.

Da Wizard personally thinks that if you are mad enough to give your goat 20 000bht a month and the lazy bitch don't work then why would you be suprised when you so called 'girlfriend' turns out to to be nothing more than a long term leased whore?

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Very Interesting Article On Islam




What we call Islam is a mirror in which we see ourselves

Six views of the west's problems with the Muslim world reveal as much about those who hold them as the conflict itself

Timothy Garton Ash
Thursday September 15, 2005
The Guardian

Sitting in the capital of the Islamic Republic of Iran, with a metal arrow on the ceiling of my hotel room pointing to Mecca and the television showing a female news presenter in full hijab, I feel impelled to write about our troubles with Islam.

Four years after the September 11 2001 terrorist attacks on New York and Washington, which were perpetrated in the name of Allah, most people living in what we still loosely call the west would agree that we do have troubles with Islam. The vast majority of Muslims are not terrorists, but most of the terrorists who threaten us claim to be Muslims. Most countries with a Muslim majority show a resistance to what Europeans and Americans generally view as desirable modernity, including the essentials of liberal democracy.

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Why? What's the nub of the problem? Here are six different views often heard in the west, but also, it's important to add, in Muslim countries such as Iran. As you go down the list, you might like to put a mental tick against the view you most strongly agree with. It's logically possible to put smaller ticks against a couple of others, but not against them all.

1 The fundamental problem is not just Islam but religion itself, which is superstition, false consciousness, the abrogation of reason. In principle, Christianity or Judaism are little better, particularly in the versions embraced by the American right. The world would be a much better place if everyone understood the truths revealed by science, had confidence in human reason and embraced secular humanism. If we must have a framed image of a bearded old man on the wall, let it be a photograph of Charles Darwin. What we need is not just a secular state but a secular society.

This is a view held by many highly educated people in the post-Christian west, especially in western Europe, including some of my closest friends. If translated directly into a political prescription, it has the minor drawback of requiring that some 3 billion to 5 billion men and women abandon their fundamental beliefs. Nor has the track record of purely secular regimes over the last hundred years been altogether inspiring.

2 The fundamental problem is not religion itself, but the particular religion of Islam. Islam, unlike western Christianity, does not allow the separation of church and state, religion and politics. The fact that my Iranian newspaper gives the year as 1384 points to a larger truth. With its systematic discrimination against women, its barbaric punishments for homosexuality and its militant intolerance, Islam is stuck in the middle ages. What it needs is its Reformation.

A very widespread view. Two objections are that such a view encourages a monolithic, essentialist understanding of Islam, and tries to understand its history too much in western terms (middle ages, Reformation). If we mean by Islam "what people calling themselves Muslim actually think, say and do", there is a huge spectrum of different realities.

3 The problem is not Islam but Islamism. One of the world's great religions has been misrepresented by fanatics such as Osama bin Laden, who have twisted it into the service of a political ideology of hate. It's these ideologists and movements of political Islamism that we must combat. Working with the benign, peaceful majority of the world's Muslims, we can separate the poisonous fruit from the healthy tree.

The view promulgated by Qur'an-toting western politicians such as George Bush and Tony Blair. Well, they would say that, wouldn't they? They're not going to insult millions of Muslim voters and the foreign countries upon which the west relies for its imported oil. But do they really believe it? I have my doubts. Put them on a truth serum, and I bet they'd be closer to 2, while many atheist or agnostic European leaders would be at 1. On the other hand, this analysis is made with learning and force by distinguished specialists on the Muslim world.

4 The nub of the problem is not religion, Islam or even Islamism, but a specific history of the Arabs. Among 22 members of the Arab League, none is a home-grown democracy. (Iraq now has some elements of democracy, but hardly home-grown.) Needless to say, this is not a racist claim about Arabs but a complex argument about history, economics, political culture, society and a set of failed attempts at post-colonial modernisation.

A case can be made. There are democracies with Muslim majorities (Turkey, Mali). The political scientist Alfred Stepan has written a fascinating article suggesting that, in the democracy stakes, non-Arab Muslim countries have fared roughly as well as non-Muslim countries at a comparable level of economic development. But I'm struck by the fact that even in a traditionally anti-Arab country such as Iran, very few people think the trouble is just with Arabia.

5 We, not they, are the root of the problem. From the Crusades to Iraq, western imperialism, colonialism, Christian and post-Christian ideological hegemonism have themselves created this antipathy to western liberal democracy; and, at the extreme, its mortal enemies. Moreover, after causing (by the Holocaust of European barbarism), supporting or at least accepting the establishment of the state of Israel, we have for more than half a century ignored the terrible plight of the Palestinians.

A widespread view among Muslims, and by no means only among Arabs in the Middle East. Also shared, from a different starting point, by some on the western left. Of course, even if this simplistic version of history were entirely true, we couldn't change the past. But we can acknowledge the historical damage for which we are genuinely responsible. And we can do more to create a free Palestine next to a secure Israel.

6 Whatever your view of the relative merits of the west and Islam, the most acute tension comes at the edges where they meet. It arises, in particular, from the direct, personal encounter of young, first- or second-generation Muslim immigrants with western, and especially European, secular modernity. The most seductive system known to humankind, with its polychromatic consumer images of health, wealth, excitement, sex and power, is hugely attractive to young people from often poor, conservative, Muslim backgrounds. But, repelled by its hedonistic excesses or perhaps disappointed in their secret hopes, alienated by the reality of their marginalised lives in the west or feeling themselves rejected by it, a few - a tiny minority - embrace a fierce, extreme, warlike new version of the faith of their fathers. From Mohammed Atta and the Hamburg cell of al-Qaida, through the bombers of Madrid to those of London, this has become a depressingly familiar story.

I wish I could find some compelling evidence against this claim. But I can't. (Can some reader help?) Even if we were to assist at the birth of a free Palestine and pull out of Iraq tomorrow, this problem would remain. It threatens to make Europe a less civilised, comfortable place to live over the next 10 years.

Now, which of the six views got your largest tick? In answering that question, you will not just be saying something about the Islamic world; you will be saying something about yourself. For what we call Islam is a mirror in which we see ourselves. Tell me your Islam and I will tell you who you are.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005

4 Years On From September 11th

Da Wizard watched the trajedy unfold whilst playing in a pool competition in Bali, Indonesia. Four years on here are my thoughts.

  1. Da Wizard cried on the 12th listening to the heart rendering messages of those that knew they were gonna die called home for the last time.
  2. We all agreed when the Guard at Buckingham Palace played the Star Spangled Banner. We were all New Yorkers that day.
  3. Da Wizard had to wonder what would motivate an intellectual like Mohammed Atta to do such a heinous thing.
  4. Israel's abuse of the Palestinians has to be dealt with to avoid this happening again. We cannot continue to apply international law selectively and we need to solve the Palestinian problem. Islam has a great cause in Palestine so let's fix it thenwe can really see if Islam is a religion of peace or not
  5. Islamic clothes are now often worn in Indonesia and the 9/11 killers have become heroes in the Muslim world. 9/11 has polarised our world.
  6. The very freedoms that we claim to defend have been taken away by the 9/11 killers.
  7. Please don't tell me that all religious extermeists are the same. Pat Robinson is a wanker but he isn't crashing planes into Mecca.
  8. If 9/11 hadn't happened Da Wizard would not have researched the Middle East so well... I think that means that the terrorist act was a success. If they hadn't committed that awful act then we would not be discussing Palestine today all over the world. How sad to have to admit that terrorism works.
Your comments are always welcome...

Friday, September 02, 2005

How To Restrain Your Goat

To restrain the goat, hold it by one or a combination of ways as described here. Use one of two methods. One method is to stand in from and place your knees in front of the goat's shoulder . Another method to restrain your goat is to grab a front leg below the knee and raise the leg up toward you while leaving the other on the ground . While restraining your goat, never pick the goat up so that both front feet are off the ground. This does not give you an advantage. It is an example of poor showmanship.


Thursday, September 01, 2005

One Year Since Beslan

I just read the BBC article about the terrible trajedy in the school in Baslan when Muslim Militants took over the school and murdered so many. In the article and the news piece that has just played the word Muslim or Islam wasn't used at all? Why is this? I know its a tiny minority of them that are causing us problems but if there was a few more of them at it imagine the chaos then?

Then we watch the chilling video of the London suicide bomber
Mohammad Sidique Khan stating how he is defending HIS people and that WE are his targets! He states we are drinking from the glass that Muslims have had to drink for years.... NOW what the fuck is that about? Muslims as far as I am aware are not being blown up by Christian suicide bombers are they? Have they ever been?

People say the Christian extremeists in the U.S. are just as scary and I agree that they are indeed frightening but until they start cutting hands off, raping women and blowing up airplanes and bars I am not too concerned. Sorry Islam!! You win hands down the prize for being the world's current most scary superstition.

The World Now Sees The True U.S. Society For What It Is!!

Signs like "Keep out or Die" on private homes, news stories of no go areas for the National Guard and the mostly poor black population without food and water. On the BBC this morning a black woman screamed that 'they are raping babies in there' referring to armed gangs of looters in the city. This calamity for the wealthiest of nations who claims to be the land of the free I hope is a wake up call for them.

The US has no freedom anymore. The freedom to own a firearm and the desire to do so just shows how scared and not free the US is. Biometric passports and the Patriot act just help the big corporations make more from the masses and do nothing to stop suicide bombers. The very freedoms that you think your children are dying for in Iraq, have already been taken away from you by your own government, so many of them post 9/11.

As an expat I meet many Americans who realise my points above and choose to be perpetual travellers like us. Look to why the world hates the U.S. and change to stop yourselves becoming the next Roman Empire.... and being defeated by men in rags......... or is it already too late???