London Bomber Buried in Saints Cemetery

The BBC reported that one of the suicide bombers was buried in Pakistan in the Saints cemetary. If Islam was the peaceful religion they they tell us it us then why are the silent supposedly peaceful Muslims not protesting having a mass murder being declared a Saint?

For such a peaceful non violent religion they do a great imitation of a Death cult!

Eat Pig! Drink Alcohol ! Own a Dog and knob lots of hookers!!!

Bali Bombs and Divine Retribution

Da Wizard eased off Blogging to judge what the world reaction was to the latest bombs in Bali. The bombs of course were predicted by us and many other blogs who follow the Muslim attacks on our civilisation throughout the world.

Bali's tourism industry was destroyed by those bombs and this time it will take a lot longer to recover as people now understand that Indonesia is a nation whose population support the Islamists Jihad against us. The poor Balinese who are Hindu are suffering as a result of this but their faliure to stop this Islamisation of their Island is the reason for the successful attacks there.

There will be more attacks there until the Balinese grasp the nettle and enforce control on the muslim extremeists that teach hate of all but their irrelavant evil superstition that is Islam.

The terrible devastation in Pakistan and the subsequent faliure of the international community to raise the $170m for aid shows how split the world now is.

They say that Jihad doesn't mean Holy War but a struggle for justice. Interesting enough I don't see Jihadis in their thousands flowing into Pakistan to Jihad for their Muslim brothers as they do in Iraq. Does this prove the true nature of the follows of Allah?

Interesting too is that the SUPER rich Islamic nations such as Saudi etc aren't so keen to help their Muslim brethren. Its seems to be that like most religions the Mus like to pick out the things that they like from their superstition and leave out what they don't like.

Muslim media screamed 'divine retribution' when Katrina hit the States but I think the events of God tapping his toe in Pakistan were perhaps a better example if you believe in that nonesense. As an Agnostic more interested in my own carnal pleasure I think its sad but I would rather be thinking about ma latest Goat.

Definition of A Goat

This is a question that I do get asked rather a lot. "What is a Bangkok Goat?" "Do you consider my girlfriend to be a goat?" Tough question to answer when friends ask you that but hey life is full of tough questions so answer the friend as you think he would like to be answered... fuck! Now all Da Wizard's friends will be askin' "Were you honest when you answered me?" LOL lets make a definition and then we will have something to work from.

Da Goat phrase applies to poorly educated Asian women including but not neccesarily prostitutes. Nearly all of Thailand's prostitutes come from the rural North East where not much grows and parents expect their Goats to send money home each month so ya your average Isaan hooker is a goat but there are plenty of straight girls too that fit the bill.

Goats are things to be nice to and not to be taken advantage of although the little cunts will take advantage of you in a second white boy! In fact to be fair, they are not prejudicial in anyway. For they will gladly rip off and defraud men of any race , as Da Goat does not care for creed nor colour. When questioned upon its actions expect nothing more than a loud "Baaaaaaaaa".

To quote Homer (who needs to listen to his own great advice)....

"Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed"

PS: Being a goat is not derogatory in anyway. Gimme a goat anytime over a Hi So stuck up slut. But just don't ever forget what they are and please... diamond earring on a goat don't make her no princess!!!

Enjoying a foot massage

One of the finest things about living in Bangkok is that you can be pampered like royalty for very little money. The foot massage is one of the more innocent pleasures and one that Da Wizard doesn't take advantage of nearly as often as he should. Today however is an exception and I thoroughly intend to try and make it a regular treat.

Foot massage in Thailand costs from 150bht upwards although 250-300bht is about the norm. So for 6$US you can snuggle up in a big leather easy chair whilst a fellow human being protrates themselves before you and makes you feel better. Not a bad deal I reckon and why I don't do it more often is beyond me. Loads of good places to go throughout the city and everyone has their favourite.